We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's blow job season.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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