i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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