Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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