He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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