So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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