is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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