One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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