no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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