Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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