I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
last night I used snow as a chaser
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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