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(518): View more from New York

He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."

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(716): View more from New York

I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

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(541): View more from Oregon

definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i out mim tonsoeep

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