Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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