My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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