in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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