So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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