They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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