It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
