she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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