It's just like the Real World with babies
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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