Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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