so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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