That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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