we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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