eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
