Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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