fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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