Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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