oh god the rape fog is back!
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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