what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Someone stole a lamp last night.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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