It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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