thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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