I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize