i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
mondays should just be called national damage control day
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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