Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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