Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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