Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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