she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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