WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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