it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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