I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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