oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I wish i was in the wii world.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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