Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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