Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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