That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't deserve a penis
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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