rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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