Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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