we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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