Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I had to cum in my sink.
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