I'm so fucking centered right now
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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