Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Why can't burritos get me drunk
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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