One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How's work?
Spinning.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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