"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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