Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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