so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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