I need help removing her.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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