Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize