I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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